jueves, 10 de febrero de 2011

The ScriBill of Rights

First Amendment:

Congress shall make no law against the freedom to choose your own colors or patterns on the walls; or abridging the right to use any image without permission, or have any ideas on how to create a website, or to petition the Government for approval of any new books.

Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia is necessary to predict future events and to set the mood for good times, the right to be free of any obligation shall be fulfilled.

Third Amendment:

No soldier shall be provided with a pair of shoes that are not fit for human consumption. Nor in the present or future, including those with disabilities.

Fourth Amendment:

The right of the people to secure in their persons, houses, condos, cabins, cottages, farms, townhomes, penthouses and villas, against the rulers, shall not be considered, and no warrants shall issue, but upon the death and resurrection.

Fifth Amendment:

No person shall be subject to the conditions imposed by any governmental agency, unless otherwise indicated by a significant proportion of the population. Nor shall any person be allowed in the house of the Lord, or the public domain outside its borders; Nor shall the flame of love be sweeter than sugar, nor shall the passionate mind be kept under control by the state; nor be deprived of its right to exist, change or withdraw without due process of law.
Nor shall private property be taken for granted, without any further delay.

* Generated with Google Scribes

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